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Prof.~R.~J. Drofnats, F.T.U.G.
The University of St.~Anford
Dept.\ of Farm Ecology
Box 1009
Haga Alto, CA 94321

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Dear Prof.~Drofnats:

I understand that you are engaged in research on the potential
applications of isolated analgesics.
My colleagues tell me that you have acquired a collection of
bottles, each with one Alka-Seltzer tablet.
I am performing related studies in Reducing Medicine for which
empty medicine bottles would be quite appropriate.
If you would be so kind as to donate these bottles when emptied
to our project, I would be more than happy to send you preprints
of any progress reports that we may publish concerning this
critical problem.

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Sincerely,
Dr.~No Fats
Half-Asst.\ Professor

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